FUCK YOU, MOFFAT! FUCK YOU! I AM HUNTING YOU DOWN AND TORTURING YOU WITH MY PLASTIC WRAP LIKE I LEARNED FROM DEXTER! HOW DARE YOU BRING BACK THE WEEPING ANGELS AND TAKE AMY AND RORY FROM ME! HOW DARE YOU!?! AND THEN YOU’RE LIKE, “BUT LOOK! HERE’S CRAIG TO MAKE YOU LIKE ME AGAIN!” AND THEN YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOW ME THE FUCKING CYBERMEN?!? I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KILL CRAIG THEN YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!
FUCK THE WORLD! FUCK THIS NIGHT! I’M GOING TO GO NOW AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP!
So here was my awesome dream last night. I was at a hotel on an island vacationing with my family when I see the TARDIS in the arcade room. However, my mother’s like, “it must be a game,” but I saw it appear there. Then we get our room number, 1749, and we go outside to the beach. While we’re out there, I see a man walking towards us and, yes, it’s The Tenth Doctor, Mr. David Tennant, and I jump up and hug him and then, we see that we’re a HUGE wild dog (it must have been a mutation or something) charging right at us. So my family get up and run and I tell them to go back to their room. The Doctor and I run to the TARDIS but he can’t get it open and that’s when we realize that the dog is chasing US- and he has an army of dogs following after him. So the Doctor and I split up and he tells me to get to the 17th floor to be with my family. So I get on an elevator that only takes me to the 15th floor to let two women in ball gowns come in, when I hear the elevator make a screeching sound. I know it’s not good, so I get out of there and look for a set of stairs. All the stairs go down, and I need to go up. There are two rooms on this floor: a conference room and a bakery. I look in the conference room to warn the others but I realize it’s too late. Whoever is at the front of the room giving a speech has a man next to him who is smiling widely and slowly turning into this dog-like creature. I realize the only place I can go is the bakery. As I look in, I see that the baker has a small elevator to bring cakes and other baked goods up to the guests, so I sneak in and hop a ride on that. There are no buttons, but it take me up to the 20th floor, then back down to the 5th floor, and, finally, to the 17th floor. I get out, go in the hallway, and find the Doctor. We knock on my family’s door and I hear that they are safe. The doctor and me then hide in an empty room when the dog’s find us by using a staircase (where the hell was THAT before?). They start head butting the dog, trying to knock it down, while the doctor tells me that there’s a way to get rid of them, but he has to get to his TARDIS (whose coordinates have been changed to the location of my family’s suite). I decide, in order to save them all, to run out and fight off the dogs while the doctor runs to my parents room. As I’m doing that, the dogs are biting and tearing and I’m kicking and punching when I feel the doctor grab my shirt and pull me into the room. My family’s happy to see me and we go into the TARDIS as the doctor pushes some switches and sends the dogs to a ripple in time somewhere, where there is no space or time or anything. The Doctor then gives me a kiss (Fuck yeah!) and told me I was brilliant (Fuck yeah I am!) and asked me if I wanted to go traveling with him. My mother was all like, “yes, of course!” but my father (who didn’t even go in the TARDIS when the Doctor was saving our asses) said, “i don’t think it’s safe,” but I told him it was my dream and he said it was okay then and I hugged them goodbye and the Doctor and I started to enter in new coordinates when I woke up.
It. Was. AWESOME. Awesome enough that I wanted to get it down before I forgot- and Tumblr was the closest thing to me.